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Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.
Just get him a big, long box in plain wrapping. From a very non-descriptive address. Make it big enough and long enough and they'll faint right there
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Seems dishonest to give an empty package, but I could happily give this:
They'll ask if it's made from organic sugar, and I'll say "
Dude, you just got surprised by a big fat worm. If you want the organic food experience, that's exactly what this is".