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Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior
Dear sweet, kind, noble, loving savoir,
Thank you for once again blessing us with Your grace on this year and choosing not to kill me with the covid disease You lovingly blessed me with (yet). I used it as an opportunity to strengthen my faith in You and joyously spread the good news!
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Is Herman Cain actually dead? If not, what happened to him? If so, why did You allow him to die?
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Yes, he died. I needed more
Arbeitskraft for the Heavenly cotton fields. Someone needs to pick the cotton for the robes I'll be wearing come Rapture (which will be on a Wednesday as you might remember)! The Hamite Cain is doing good work at this very moment although his fingers are bleeding a bit. Bless me!
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Why did You allow Joe Biden to win the presidency?
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I was distracted watching Netflix with Dad.
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What are the terms of this bet? For example, what's the win condition for You & Satan? And what would either of you gain or lose upon completion of this bet?
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Five bucks. I'm losing. Satan has invented ways to prevent the disease. Or maybe it was the other way round. Anyways, it's been fun watching the sinners squirm while they're drowning in their bodily fluids.
