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Default Re: POLL: Do women have souls? - 05-16-2008, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Larry Lee View Post
So Rev. Green was right. Women have 1/350th of a soul. What remains unclear is whether or not God saves more than one out of every 350 women.
It is still somewhat ambiguous Brother Lee. God could have been looking for some kind of representative democracy by accepting one out of every 350 women. On the other hand, He could let women in with 1/350th of a soul and they could continue to have a minor role in the affairs of heaven in the same proportions as here on earth.

I have heard that there are women that enthusiastically drink sperm, perhaps in the mistaken notion that they could acquire more than their fractional allocation of a soul. By that measure they would have to drink it only 349 times.


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