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Default Re: Hypothesis - Soft toilet paper increases the risk of homersexuality - 07-25-2016, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton View Post
I haven't used toilet paper in years. I know many homosexuals who can't hold the poop in anymore because they had too much anal sex.
But a normal anus can shit and its still pretty clean down there. And my wife is cleaning underwear every day anyway so no one gets hurt.
I'm inclined to agree with you here Brother Templeton, as long as we abide by the dietary Laws in the Holy Bible (KJV1611), and the Biblical Laws on cleanliness, as well as eating a healthy American diet there is no need for TP. It also helps if we pray that Jesus provides us with our daily healthy BM - an important part of our daily ablutions.

While we're on the subject, I feel it's necessary to warn True Christians™ about a device invented by the limp wristed homer French known as the "Bidet". It's some kind of water jet propulsion device that is designed to deliver anal pleasure. If I'm not mistaken, the Freehold plumbing codes prohibit this kind of device but you never know when someone installs one of these sinister devices that escapes the inspector.


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