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Ezekiel Bathfire
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Re: New at Landover -- Jesus's Foreskin -
07-27-2021, 09:09 PM
I should add that this foreskin is not to be confused with any of the other 28 foreskins of the Middle Ages that are no more than cheap forgeries some of which are known not to be even human. This is the very foreskin that Charlemagne brought from an impeccable source in the Holy Land back in the 8th century. It is documented as having miraculous powers and is able to reduce to zero the pains of childbirth for those who have access to it.
Although relics are usually associated with Catlix, this item severed ritually from the body of Christ surpasses all others - even the three nails by which Christ was adhered to the Cross
(to go on display in 2022)
- as it was actually attached to the Son of God.
The admission fee is particularly good value as you are not going to be closer to Christ on this earth. And after all, what is Landover for if it is not to bring everyone nearer to Him?
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