Quote:
Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Frankly, I'm a bit uneasy about this hunt. If hunters are not 100% successful and some witches escape will they remain in Freehold to harass Landover Baptist?
|
As with other invasive pests, we can never entirely eliminate the Wicca threat. However, with responsible herd management practices, we can limit the damage that witches cause to acceptable levels until Jesus raptures us out of here. Older Wiccans tend to be both slower (and therefore easier to catch) and more powerful, so culling them out is still quite helpful in protecting our good, Christian communities.
I may be wrong, but I thought we planned to use the Patriots to shoot down the Chinese bombers that spread COVID contrails. It seems like overkill to use a missile to shoot down a single Wiccan broomstick a time, but I'll admit that I would like to see it. We should probably think about installing an Aegis 360 degree anti-air point defense system on the church compound for the witch migration season. Biden hates our country, so that's not going to happen with him in the White House, but, once Donald Trump is reinstated as President, the Aegis should be pretty easy for Pastor Zeke to arrange.