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Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford
I have been Havin’ the mightiest of headaches lately while repaving the church parkin lots today and I was looking into BC headache powder. It ain’t Tylenol or some other sorta drug and since it had the initials “BC” in it, it must mean “Biblical Christian” powder. I am worried though because what if the “BC” in BC Headache Powder means “Before Christ”? Wouldn’t that turn me into a savage who sins and have no concept of The Bible?
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My experience (and I am no healer) is that Christian medication, when it is Pastor Approved™ is always in a powder form and contained in a neatly folded envelope.
I recall Rev. Osborne used to have it in bulk, sort of like a brick. It worked miracles. Many a night during a game of cards, he would pass some out at 3 AM and everyone would get a second wind and the frivolities would go on well in to sunrise. Chatting away about everything.
It is those tablet things, you just do not know what is really in them.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.