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Default Re: Anyone who believes that giving to a church will get you to heaven is false. - 09-27-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
Anyone who believes that giving to any church except Landover Baptist will get you to heaven is a false religion. The only way that you can get to heaven is by tithing and trusting in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Please read my thread "How to get to heaven when you die" in the felloship area.
As a True Christian™ Triple-Platinum Tither here at landover I take issue with your words.
Our Pastors categorically tell us daily that our money is well spent and that a place is reserved in Heaven for us and Jesus shall be waiting.

How dare you call our good Pastors liars!!

You Spam us with your Yappitty-Yap-Yap pretending to be a Baptist. You are nothing but an Evil Demon sent here to cause trouble.



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