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Originally Posted by Nolitafaerietale
May I ask what accent is the correct answer? I mean, even america has different dialects.
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With regard to the US, I believe a strong southern accent is indicative of Godliness, and is quite possibly the accent Jesus used to think His thoughts in when on earth. Now that He's in Heaven, He will be able to speak southern-accented English freely, as He is no longer confined to only
thinking English thoughts with said accent.
You see, when Jesus was on earth, He would have had to translate all His thoughts from English to Hebrew or Aramaic or some other unGodly nonsense, so that the Jooz could understand Him when He spoke to them. How He suffered!