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Re: Underoos -
10-08-2007, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I would have thought people like yourselves would like underoos? They do, after all, cover more than your average set of underwear.
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A child wearing Underoos becomes unruly and excited; consequently, the child makes a sick association between underwear and excitement for the rest of his or her life. Underoos teach children that underwear is fun. They are a gateway garment to leather, crotchless, and edible panties. Additionally, children may develop a fetish for the character which adorns their skivvies, becoming aroused by, say, Scooby-Doo or Aquaman.
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