I was about to suggest that no one bother baking a Pie, because surely some neegroe would come along to steal it. Now that I see "Hoe Cakes" promoted I realize that it is Absolut-ly useless and that we are not immune to Theft from any quarter.
So perhaps I should just read a nice
Harlequin Romance instead:
(Hmmm, that looks rather Salacious. And Pastor is due to drop by later. Perhaps I shall just re-read
Love in the Time of Scurvy instead)