[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Jindal announced the formation of the Louisiana Commission on Marriage and Family, billed as "an entity within the executive department that serves to propose programs, policies, incentives and curriculum regarding marriage and family by collecting and analyzing data on the social and personal effects of marriage and child-bearing within the state of Louisiana."

Clearly this is direly needed, since Louisiana ranks 47th of the states on Percent of Households That are Married-Couple Families. Clear proof of how the family is being destroyed by the ivory-tower coastal hook-nosed liberals.

Among those who have been appointed by Jindal to serve on the Commission are Tony Perkins, the president of the anti-gay advocacy group known as The Family Research Council, Gene Mills, executive director of the far-right Louisiana Family Forum, Mike Johnson, senior legal counsel for the Alliance Defense Fund, and numerous members of the clergy. All, Jindal has said, "have significant academic and/or professional expertise" on issues of marriage and family. It's true: all have expertise at professionally arguing that homosexuals are hunting down your children, and need to be treated as the Bible demands. Looks like taxpayer money well spent.

I have googled all over trying to find out Louisian's divorce rate, but it looks like they (and Oklahoma) don't bother to keep stats on that. However, I did discover that in 2005, a year after America rejected the homosexual John Kerry, the divorce rate (per 1,000 people) was 3.6 -- the lowest rate since Nixon's day, 1970. The peak was at 5.3 in 1981 - the time of Boy George and other queers in pop culture.