Developing more on my previous post:
Mk.16:17-18 "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."
Even if the leaded water is deadly, it won't affect believers!
I drank a few pints of heavily leaded water the other day
Look at all of that healthy lead...
And I feel better than ever!
I think this will become a habit!