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Default Re: Be Prepared: Bloomberg Might Accept Jesus - 12-09-2019, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
Michael Bloomberg has jumped from zero the four percent in just a few days.
Don't be too concerned. Pete Boot-Edge-Edge was a quick riser, but ended up at a plateau, just can't hit the sweet spot, and is starting to get floppy. Sort of like what happens to bi-curious men as they lose their curiosity, or so I've heard.

But what's really stopped him is the black voters.

They loved Bill Clinton the retard-zapper, they loved being called "super-predators", probably because at the time they thought it was meant as a compliment. They loved that white guy. But that was before Obama. Once you go black, you never go back.

The only candidate I'm leery of is the Wong-Wang Yin-Yang Wu-Tang whats-his name with the Kool and the Gang.

Yang Gang, Andrew Yang. Weird guy. Never tries to be anything other than what he is, shamelessly wonkish, actually knows how to focus, despite a fractured, balkanized democrat electorate that is always saying "what about meeeeee!!!1"

He talks economics! He talks about truckers, among an electorate that thinks the coffee just appears at Starbucks by spontaneous generation.

He's got more businesses than Lizzie Warren has tribes, he's caught the attention of the young and meme-y, every time he speaks he gets more popular. One in Ten Trump voters will switch sides if he wins the primary.

He's the least hated, also the least heard of - a stealth candidate. As Brother Trump says: "The only thing I worry about is that some total unknown that nobody ever heard of comes along..."

And he'll save on Secret Service costs because of course he knows Karate.

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