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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I'm not interested in counterfeit drug money.
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Dear Friend,
Of course, I agree that the shiftless spades can't come up with this kind of money. And good luck getting them to "work" it off! A negro with a job is like a woman with a point -- you just want to smack them both.
No, I'd propose that in lieu of the money we're legally owed, the white God-fearing citizens of America get the following from our eggplant-hued, mouth-breathing debtors. Black people have to:
* stop pounding their fists in greeting like chimps, and learn how to shake hands like human beings
* offer up one Wayans Brother for ritual sacrifice each year
* keep their "meaty black poles" AWAY from our "tight white holes"
* never again gripe about the history of "slavery," and use the more historically correct term, "lifetime internships"
* make Justice Thomas wear white face when hearing oral argument
* start each statement in mixed racial company with "well-a-day, I'ze gwana..."
* admit that Kwanzaa is made-up hooey
* get Obama to denounce his black half in an hour-long TV address, "Why I Wish I Were Racially Pure"
Let's see... what else?
Your in Him,
BAB <------
Lily White and Feeling Alright