Quid Pro Quo - Latin is a little beyond the Democrats, now it's "bribery" and "extortion" that our Godly president Trump is being accused of.
It's time to get down to the facts about the Ukraine - a pointless and tedious little country that is 5,705 miles from our shores, and most Americans know little and could care less about.
Religion(s) (aka Jesus)
Ukrainian Autocephalous Orthodox Church
Ukrainian Orthodox Church of the Kievan Patriarchate
Ukrainian Byzantine Rite Catholics
Greek Rite Catholics
Oriental Orthodox Christianity
Ruthenian Greek Catholic Church
Kiev Patriarchate
Moscow Patriarchate
Rodnovery (Slavic native faith - pagan)
Pointless Fact: Ukraine has a "Christian" pilgrimage site housing Scythian tomb relics and catacombs containing mummified Orthodox monks.
Bottom line - no Baptists anywhere in sight.
Music
A cross between country line dancing and a soy bean auction - and the "ethnic" costumes are indistinguishable from just about any other Eastern European country. Insufferable Justin Bieber and Katie Perry music is shorter, but that's not saying much.
Food
The most notable claim to fame is a dish called Chicken Kiev - a lump of butter rolled up in a chicken breast, breaded and fried or baked. Anything from Chick-fil-A is more appetizing.
Everything else in the Ukraine starts with a pot of boiling water to which some cabbage, turnips, and potatoes is thrown in. If anyone says there is lots of other good stuff to eat in the Ukraine, it's likely from somewhere else.
Women
Let's face it, the Democrats have pretty much destroyed American womanhood with their Feminazis, bull dyke lezbeans, personal pronouns, and transgenderism. A Godly manly True Christian™ man has a difficult time being inspired to produce Soldiers for Christ beyond deploying a turkey baster.
If you want a great looking Eastern European wife like Donald Trump's FLOTUS, stay away from the Ukraine.
If you happen to visit those foreign dating sites on the internet, you will find that the Ukraine women look mostly like sluts. You can't blame them as they will do almost anything to get out of their shithole country.
Beware, Ukraine women will look like this by the time they are 30.
Products
Check your house, do you see anything you own that says "Made in Ukraine" on it? Is there anything for sale at Walmart, Target, Macy's, Best Buy, or Home Depot that has "Made in Ukraine" on it? Are there any car dealerships selling Ukraine cars?
Does anyone want to see Hunter Biden on the Ukraine TV version of "Dancing with the Stars"? Evidently he doesn't either, but most of us would like to see him behind bars.