I know. When the catholics get going anything is possible! Reading about Henry VIII recently I was astonished at the gobbledygook flying around, relating specifically to his brother. Marrying quite young and dying quite promptly left an opportunity for King Henry to scoop in the wife. No-one had had her so she could hardly have produced a son for anyone which, according to God, means that Henry should produce one for his brother instead. Exchange of bodily fluids would be involved.
Jesus was asked about a similar situation. A husband died and bequeathed the wife to his brother who also died. As did five (5) subsequent brothers. Then the wife died. God has already explained that when Moses acknowledged Him as the God of Abraham et al., he knew that they were not deceased utterly. Similarly for these seven brothers.
Matthew 22:28-30 Therefore in the resurrection whose wife shall she be of the seven? for they all had her. Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
No EOBF's for resurrection bodies. Could that be due to no bodily fluids at all? Do angels even have them? During the period when Christ's blood might be collected, that is to say when Jesus was dead, where was He? What was He doing?
I Peter 3:18-19 Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit: by which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison.
Death is the mother lode of slowing down. How did it affect Jesus? He was quickened! Not by the flesh running on some new accelerator which however it affects bodily fluids can hardly make them immortal. By the Spirit! Jesus was more alive (without the conduit of fluids)
and preached unto the spirits in prison. Therefore any blood collected at the time was not Jesus. It had done its work and was depleted. Then He rose again.
John 20:24-28 But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with them when Jesus came. The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe. And after eight days again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: then came Jesus, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be unto you. Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing. And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God.
Surely so gaping a hole—remember it gouged His heart—in any body with fluids would be noticed? This is the real Jesus, more alive than before. No bodily fluids and He can never die again. But where did the blood go? Why was it required in the first place?