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Default Re: The trouble with Mildrew - 05-19-2018, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
Dear Sister Dolli,

Brother Larry is quite correct, I do have a son who is now my daughter. I tried repeated homer aversion therapy to no avail. I tried so very hard to bring him back from the brink but was thwarted every time. Therefore I cast him aside. Just as God tells us to do,


Revelation 12:9
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.



Satan was one of Gods' children and he was Cast Out of Heaven for his transgressions against God. My boy transgressed against the Word and Instruction given to us by God in the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) so I cast him out.


He's quite happily living in Godless New York now. Just because I cast him aside doesn't mean I don't know what he's up to, Larry.


Take heart and be strong and if God wills it the gay will fall from his back and he will be normal again.


I hope this helps.


YIC
TT

"Brother" Thomas,


Your daughter is living in Canada, actually, so apparently you don't know as much as I do - being a True Christian(TM and all, it's only natural my knowledge is superior to yours. I do pray for you now and then; usually I'm too busy praying with homers.


All the tragedies that befell you during your annus horribilus have taken their toll, I'm sure. I feel blessed that I was there for you 24/7. If only your dedication to the LORD was stronger, perhaps we could have been friends forever.


Sister Dolli, I hope that Tom is able to share tips with you for dealing with the rest of your children. You seem to have similar methods already.


In Christ's Holy Name,
BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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