Re: ASK SANTA - THE 2020 GIFT REGISTRY! -
12-05-2020, 03:15 PM
Dear Santa:
I'd like a wife. It has been quite some time since my wife, Mrs. Huchins left, no one (certainly not me) has any clue or definite proof of her whereabouts. Time for a replacement, ideally a much better one.
I'd like her to be young but not too young, she must be fertile, with wide birthing hips and a slender waist. Beautiful and not speak. A fantastic cook and homemaker.. Agreeable with no opinions. She must know her place. Please send a catalog of suitable females from which I can audition.
You can check with Jesus, I have been very well behaved.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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