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Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable
Immaculate conception of Mary? Isn't that some baby splashing, ring kissing, dress wearing Vulgate nonsense?
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Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable
Might as well ask Pastor Zeke as he is an expert on that these days.
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
 Brother Warrior doesn't mean that Mary was born through immaculate conception (that is indeed a Catholic heresy), he means that God impregnated Mary without a physical "outie" entering a physical "innie."
Mary lost her virginity to her Son, as He moved through the birth canal.  . |
Yes, that's what I meant to say. Not to say that Mary was sin free. It's a fair criticism. Sometimes my anger towards anal sex is so much that I use poor phrasing.
Though the larger point I want to emphasize here is that Jesus's natural order involves a father and a mother, a man and a woman. A man didn't give birth to Jesus. God the Father's magical essence somehow found their way into Mary's virgin body which allowed her to bring our savoir onto our physical Earthly existance.
Jesus has to watch every occurrence of anal sex ever to occur, including those that happened while he was in Mary's womb. Even while he was on the cross dying for our sins, He must have also been witnessing anal sex happening all around the world. The sacrifices our savoir makes for us are incredible and awe inspiring. I could never match the amount of anal sex that Jesus watches.
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Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable
Might as well ask Pastor Zeke as he is an expert on that these days.
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As for Pastor Zeke, he made it very clear he plans to be a catholic in name only. The Pope by and large decides the dogma of the Catholic church, so maybe, just maybe, with a person like him at the helms the Catholic Church really could be a church of True Christians™. Policy could be re-written overnight.
No more purgatory. No more worshipping statues of Mary. No more fake wine blood and body wafers. No more kiddie diddling. Pastor Zeke would have the Church converted overnight potentially saving millions of souls in the process. It's a "fix them from the inside" plan, not an endorsement of present day Catholic doctrine.