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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Hello, dear, and  to the godliest corner of the Internet!
Your path to Salvation is very easy:
1. Repent for your sins (as long as you haven't blasphemed against the Holy Ghost, every other sin can be forgiven, Mark 3:29). |
This one can be a little tricky. Have you ever cried out "Oh God" or "Jesus Christ" in a moment of sodomistic ecstasy? Too bad, you're done for. If you haven't, you're still in with a chance.