I'm bumping this important Public Service Announcement to include a
new, clever, and faultless solution put forth by our very own United States Energy Secretary Rick Perry (whom you may remember as being outspoken about being
grossed out about teh gays in the military when running for president).
Quote:
Speaking during an energy policy discussion about energy policy with “Meet the Press” host Chuck Todd and Axios CEO and founder Jim VandeHei, Perry discussed his recent trip to Africa. He said a young girl told him that energy is important to her because she often reads by the light of a fire with toxic fumes.
“But also from the standpoint of sexual assault,” Perry said. “When the lights are on, when you have light that shines, the righteousness, if you will on those types of acts.”
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So there you have it ladies. Keeping the electric lights on shines righteousness on copulation, which in turn prevents rape.