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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
This time the "nations" participating included " Georgia" which apparently is supposed to be in Eurasia and not a State, Uruguay (legal drugs), Argentina (Pope's homeland), South Africa (Dutch Hamites), France (!), Canada (!); Scotland and Wales (how come they can compete as they are counties of England?), Namibia (?), Austria and New Zealand (more about this later), Fuji, Tongs and Samoa (??); Ireland (more papists), and the Godly USA probably to report back to Jesus about the whereabouts of these "athletes". |
You are undoubtedly right about the USA's reasons for being there, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir. Why else would they have "scored" fewer times than any other team in the tournament - apart from Uruguay, whose players had taken so much of the drugs that they could barely see home plate, let alone step up to it. The Godly USA players were too busy making notes, that is why!
The scoring method is a mystery not just to me but to absolutely everyone, even my dear husband. Somehow, even though the USA scored a total of 50 points during their 4 games (or "matches", as they call them), because they did not actually
win any of those games, they ended up with no points at all in their pool (there was apparently swimming too).
I dare say they weren't even trying though, but rather thinking of 1 Timothy 4:8:
For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
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The bearded (a winning strategy) players are Dutch South Africaners.
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I am told that many "rugger buggers" (as they are known in England) have beards, in order to distract attention from their behavior.
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Still more interesting: The English prince population, as explained above, is trying to spread these practices into the Northern parts of the Earth. The English triumvirate of Harry, William and Phillips were all there presenting these "players" with awards.
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Now this is frankly a worry. As I expect you already know, as you know most things, Prince Harold will be England's next king. The last time this country had a King Harold, the French invaded. This is why the English sing God Save The Queen, in the hope that she will live until we are Raptured and no longer have to concern ourselves with the French.
YiC
Joanna