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Default Re: plese help me! - 01-26-2010, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by 2_c_da_light View Post
Just one question, though. What if I accidentally sin. Sometimes billboards along the highways are obscene, you know, and I can't help seeing because I'm not blind and I need to look at the road signs. So how would I get resaved?

actually, i lied--i mean, i sinned. i have two questions. do i have to grovel on my knees while saying the prayer, or just believe in my mind the fearsomeness of god?

oooh, how i do judge. i'm a judgemental judging judger. do christians judge each other? is there a way to see inside someone's head through this forum and tell whether they're thinking true christian thoughts? what time is it in your area? shouldn't you be asleep like a normal hardworking american (god bless america)?
I would hazard a guess that this one is a rapid cycling manic depressive in the midst of near fugue manic episode.

Dear, are you off of your medication? If you are, you are more than likely on the verge of a full blown psychotic break. This will likely be accompanied by delusional thinking, auditory and visual perturbations that may degenerate into a completely dissociative hallucinogenic state.

If you have any on hand, a double dose of the strongest anti-psychotic medication you have may save your life. You should of course call an ambulance immediately as well. Good luck and may God bless you!


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