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Originally Posted by DoveOfPeace
I had a friend who told me he likes MLP (my little pony) and i put him out of my life even if we had been friends sense we where kids. and now he is CLOPING to MLP porn (i hear its real but i dare not look it up for the risk of being sent to burn in Hell) and cloping is the BRONY term for masterbating i try to talk him out of such nonsense but he won't. five days later he mailed me a pic of a white unicorn with wings but it had a human body with its pardon me (boobs) with in site. i took the pic and shredded it then took the shredder with the pic in it out side and burned the whole thing outside and camped out in the woods and prayed for ten whole days with no computers or any temptations of any kind for satin to temp me to be a BRONY . after the ten days i mailed a bible and a letter that reads
you are not my friend any more and take you and your MLP porn to that BRONY CON you talk about. and leave this place hopefully you can find god with this. i highlighted the versus that say you will not have sex with a animal and all that.
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That is very nice of you, dear.
Now, could I direct you to the
Introduction Forum? You can create a thread there and you know, introduce yourself. Please follow the directions which are spelled out on the top of that page.
Also, please note that capital letters in English are not just used to stress some words but also to mark the beginning of sentences. Hint: an internally coherent string of words that ends with a period is a sentence.