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Default Re: The Limits of Christian Diversity - 02-21-2020, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Landover’s Office of Pastor for Diversity has been held by a line of stellar pastors, of whom I am but the latest. I see myself mainly as “keeping the seat warm for my successor” rather than the tenured recipient of a huge honor and stipend.
Oh, Pastor Bathfire, Sir, please reassure us that you have no plans to retire anytime soon?
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“At the moment, my concern is enabling the LGBTQ+ community to feel more of an important part within God’s love for us all.”
That one word, enabling, says it all.
As to the pronoun business, despite having read your report multiple times I am none the wiser as to who (if anyone) was the man and who (ditto) the woman in this scenario. It is frankly terrifying and yet another reason to avoid outsiders.

I have printed out multiple copies of your MORAL section and will be testing the children on it before breakfast tomorrow. Point 5 is particularly relevant to this household, and any child who realizes that he, personally, is the cause of his mother's despair will be appropriately rewarded. Or at least, not punished.

Thank you for your valuable guidance, in which I am sure we all hear the inspiration of Jesus.


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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