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Default Re: Superman is the Ultimate Gay Sex symbol! - 11-25-2021, 10:41 PM
Well, folks, I have some news to report about the reported news of Superman being bi-sexual.

It seems that some comic book "scholars", (Ha! Only the Bible is worth of serious study.), have graciously pointed out that the original Clark Kent/Superman is NOT the one to embrace the sinful lavender and lilac lifestyle. It is Superman's son, Jonathan Kent, who is bi-sexual. Frankly, given that the kid is mixed-species, I am not surprised.

As disturbing as this news about the mixed-breed, mixed sexuality comic book character is, we can take comfort in knowing that the Real Superman™ doesn't go back and forth that way. As one astute observer noted, "He stays in his lane."

His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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