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Default Re: Stupid Things Mom Says - 10-26-2019, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
Confusionists probably do what anyone else would do: take a look around and find they're in a garden. It's a shame that Sister Handy's grandma is burning in Hell, because we'll never get the opportunity to ask her where she was at the time of this hallucination.
From what I remember being told, Grandma was lying in her bed in her tiny little hovel in Sicily when Mary "appeared" to her. She would have been rather young, as she was married off at age 16 and sent to America.


I really do miss my grandma and regret that she is burning horribly in hell. But I don't make the rules and I'm not going to waste Jesus's value time by crying about it.


Sometimes I do wonder--did Grandma have any chance? Steeped as she was in Papist heresy, given no control over her life and body--but hey, The Lord was good enough to bring her to America. That undoubtedly gave her some opportunity to hear the True Word™ of God.


Sure, she might have been beaten by her husband/cousin if she stopped going to Mass, but he was going to beat her anyway. She should have accepted Jesus in the right way instead of trusting her upbringing and total indoctrination into a false church.


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