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Default Re: Tour De France Beats Out Figure Skating-Now World's Gayest Sp - 07-23-2009, 11:51 PM
God reminded all of the homosexual cyclists riding in the Tour de France of the errors of their ways by smashing noted German queer cyclist Jens Voigt's face with a what we Scientheists call a Warning Smiting.

In a Warning Smiting, the non-believer is not killed outright. God, in His great and loving mercy, only wounds the sinner, giving him a chance to mends his ways.




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Originally Posted by Gay Secular Cycling News Source
Television replays show him . . . when suddenly his back wheel hit a bump on the uneven section of the road. His bike wheeled around from under him, throwing him to the pavement, with the right side of his body and head taking the blow. He slid for about 15 meters before stopping, motionless.


I apologize for the non American English gibberish the commentators are speaking, I could not find an American copy of the video



It is obvious, especially in the super slow motion replay, that the Lord simply nudged the bicycle out from under the sodomite. If He had wanted to kill Mr. Voigt, He would have simply made him ride off the side of the road and plummet to his death. The fact that God only crushed his cheek bones and give him a concussion shows just how merciful He can be.




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