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Originally Posted by Nobar King
When do the Jews start suing? Tomorrow?
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You raise a very important point, Brother Nobar. Although I'm overjoyed that American students will be forced to sing Christmas carols, uppity minorities will no doubt try to exploit this opportunity to force their evil religions down our throats.
So yes, the Jews will sue in order to force us to sing their Hanukkah songs, the Muslims demanding that we sing about Ramadan, and then we'll have the beaners forcing us to sing Kwanzaa songs, the Gays will force us to sing hymms about the
Flying Spaghetti Monster. Every other wacko religion will do the same thing. Where will it end?
I see only one solution to this problem. We need to get a law passed declaring Christianity to be America's official religion. Once we do that, singing Christmas carols won't be a religious duty, it will simply be patriotic. We might even replace the Star-Spangled Banner with church hymms. Anyone who refuses to sing along can be charged with treason.
Glory to freedom and democracy!
Brother Buford