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Jesus Re: Need a Loan for that Airplane? - 05-29-2019, 03:46 PM

As a healthy, virile, young, intelligent, well built and handsome young certified equine gnathologist, I believe I have the inane ability to distern when a business investment is the right thing to do.


I always ask the Lord first, and then I present it to you fine folk, hoping you will provide advice if I am ever wrong (it's happened, believe it or not) or to invest if it seems like a sure thing. Having said that, I count on you all for encouragement and prayer that my ventures will be blessed by God as He looks down on me with Favor and provides His Abundance. It's not like I am trying to scam anyone like so many Nigerianites.


I assure you all that I am just as intelligent as I was when I first came to these loving forums. I have the same faculties to determine right from wrong that I always have been blessed with. Surely the Christ Child weeps when He sees your doubts and the adult Jesus comforts Himself when that happens. All I ask is that you blindly and in faith buy my product(s) until Jesus comes. If God told you to jump from the highest pinochle, would you question Him? No. I don't think you would. I think you'd be jumping so fast your body would just be a blur until He caught you at the very end - as He always does.


Thank you all for your continued faith in my decisions and ventures. There will be more, be it God's Will.


Praise God.


BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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