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Originally Posted by handmaiden
To be painfully frank, the fact that Mrs. Boebert's husband exposed himself to other females is probably her fault. I'm reluctant to criticize, but despite all the fine work that she is doing for Jesus in Congress, she does have a responsibility to fulfil her helpmeet duties.
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You're practically onto something, Sister. In fact, I can hardly believe you yourself are female... except you did forget one detail about the mostly virtuous Mrs. Boebert (NOT Bobbitt). Fox News has reported that Mrs. Boebert's requirements for foreplay include a loaded rifle, raw meat and a plywood pillory. Honestly, can you blame Jayson -- Mrs. Boebert's husband and a true True Christian™ -- for fleeing the scene with his pants down and his wrists painfully swollen from escaping from the pillory? It's then that his exposure to gusts of Colorado winter weather took place. Mountain country in January is no place to be with exposed skin.