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Originally Posted by SONODOG, jr.
I do not sully my soul, which is by Scripture the resting place of the Holy Spirit, with trips to the cinema, which as you all know is a festering immoral hotbed of deviant sexual SIN.
But I hope you who did enter Satan's House enjoyed your experience, which I'm sure included engorged privates at the sight of many half-clothed native women and the suggestively immodest unifroms of the theatre 'employees.'
Perhaps those memories will suffice to cool the raging flames of Hell as you suffer for all eternity.
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Friend,
You may see those kind of things in that liberal cess pit of sin called Des Moines but I assure you we here in Freehold Iowa tolerate no such going ons at the Freehold Light of The Lord Christian Movie Complex (note; movie complex, not Cineplex) As a Church officer it is part of my duties to screen movies for those appropriate to the Faithful. Mel Gibson has come threw for Jesus before with
The Passion of The Christ so we are looking to see if he has scoured for Team Jesus again.