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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
Brothers and Sisters,
I came home to find Mrs. Porter giftwrapping this abomination for some friend's brat that I don't even know. Knowing she purchased an item without my prior approval, she turned beet-red and sat down with her head in her hands. "It's just a children's book, dear." Uh huh, let's have a look.
Well, right off the bat this is unGodly. Not only is there no mention of God, Jesus or the Holy Bible on the cover, but "Horton Hears A Who"?? What kind of nonsense is this if an author can't even structure a book's title correctly?
The KJV1611 is quite clear in the primary responsibility of any author. Obviously, this writer hates God as surely as if he had relieved himself in our Church.
Then the elephant. I've never seen a homosexual pachyderm, but this certainly must be one. The false eyelashes, the gay toupee and the sissy smile is simply revolting. Made me think that my Ruger No.1 in .458 Win Mag needs cleaning soon.
I confiscated the book and used the Google to research this "Dr. Seuss". Turns out this little man is a fraud. He never earned a PHD (and certainly not an MD) yet presents himself as a "Doctor". Something no Christian man would do. Even our beloved Kent Hovind put in the academic effort to earn his doctorate and respected title.
This one goes on the bonfire next Sunday.  |
Sadly, Horton Hears A Who(re) is by no means the worst atrocity the Seuss beast unleashed upon God's green earth. Worse still are the Lorax:
As you can see, the Lorax is effectively a recruitment text for the Earth Liberation Front,
the biggest terrorist threat in the entire world.
And that's not all:
The Butter Battle Book was actually banned from libraries for being a piece of Communistic propaganda that tried to portray the US and the Soviet Union as identical and deny our God-given right to deploy the Bitsy Big-Boy Boomeroo.
Censored, and rightly so.
And that's before I even mention his "
Pocket Book of Boners".
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
I thought this was an anti-abortion book? Isn't that what "a person is a person no matter how small" means?
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Think again.
It's actually about how we should listen to the Japs, even though they're small and yellow. I know, sickening.
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Originally Posted by looking4god
Thank you for your True Christian opinion. It is noted and subsequently discarded.
So, I see you didn't answer my original question: what if we started burning the KJV Bible? How would THAT feel?
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You're not very clever, are you? The point of burning books is because they're not Christian. The King James Bible is very Christian indeed, so you don't need to burn it. Do try to keep up, dear.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.