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Originally Posted by Roger Stringpiece
Roger Stringpiece to be precise.
My favourite verse from the Bible is as follows:
[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)]Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.87)][/COLOR]I found Jesus only recently after engaging in various acts of sodomy and have since seen the error of my ways. I have repented. I hope I will be accepted in to your buxom[/COLOR].
Rog.
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Dear Miss Rog: To you, I extend a warm and hospitable
We are always so pleased when eager persons make their way to our blessed corner of the interwebs galaxy, for this is a sure sign that they are seeking to learn how to avoid the eternal, raging fires of
, which is so surely deserved. And, I must say, that there is no better place from where one can learn to live a life that is pleasing to
Almighty than by being at
.
Now, then, perhaps you could try improving your message of introduction for us. I mean, it does seem rather "dog's breakfast-ish", if you will catch my drift. What on Earth is all of that "code" that you have used in an attempt to clutter up
? And, surely, you can find other verses from the glorious
that will be more suitable as a personal favorite? Please also remember to tell us what church you attend! May
bless you as you forsake your life of disgusting sin and devilish debauchery.