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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
I can never understand why young women who say they don't want to get raped nevertheless end up in short skirts late at night in alley ways. Are they not aware of the chemical odor that bitches on heat give off that attracts mongrels from across the neighborhood? Think about that. Think about what message you send when you go outside without a hazmat suit. Your odor wafts down every alley and lingers on every bus seat and drives men wild for romance.
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Indeed, dear Doctor. Why, God blesses some of us women with faces of beauty so powerful that it stops a lesser man in his tracks. I shudder to think how my equally bold pheromones would render a common man incompetent to stand up to his Sin Nature were I not to daily don the world's most effective hazmat suit, the armor of God (Ephesians 6:10-18).