Ladies, you may have heard that there is an "
anti-rape condom" that has been invented. You might even think it's a good idea. Well, it isn't.
This device was invented in South Africa, the nation with the world's highest rate of rape, and therefore the darling of every liberal. "Oh, to be raped by Nelson Mandela" say the liberals of the world. Liberals sure love
The Continent Where Rape Is How They Say "Hello", yet for some reason they don't move there.
This makes the anti-rape-condom the 2nd thing Africans have invented in all of history, the first being peanut butter, a stealth weapon that kills children with choking and allergies.
Forget that the thing is far too big, it was designed for black women, after all. No doubt there will eventually be a version for white women which will be one tenth the diameter.
(Asian women can just use pins).
The real problem: anyone with a functioning
(that is, non-liberal) brain can figure out the obvious design flaw with the above condom: it doesn't keep the penis out of the vagina. Therefore it doesn't protect women from becoming sluts. A one-thrust slut is just as much a slut as any other.
In fact, once the rapist has thrust inside, he will quickly realize he can't withdraw. Congradulations feminist, you now have an an insanely angry and vengeful rapist literally stuck to you. After he's done choking you to death, I assume he'll use the knife he was threatening you with to cut out the sticky part of you, so he can carry it off like a Fleshlight™ made of actual flesh.
Heck, it would be a great way to prove you're not a virgin.
"Dude, she's outta your league, she'd never put out with a dweeb like you!" "Oh yeah? Check out THIS!"
Oh, that's the other thing. Rape usually doesn't happen with a wild rabid man jumping out from a bush and raping a woman like an animal. I can't speak from much experience, but humans usually get what they want by making threats until they get compliance. IE, they don't take your clothes off, they point a weapon at you and tell you to take your own darn clothes off.
(The fact that we're raping you is proof that we've had a hard day at work, we don't want MORE work). Well, unless you're using some nuns-only design, there's a way to remove an anti-rape condom.
Oh, did I mention that even if the rapist doesn't kill you in his rage, you'll still get AIDS due to the
bloody mess?
A simple razor blade across the hole, which would slice the thrusting penis in two, would be effective. Strangely, the feminazis didn't design it this way. I assume this is because, deep down inside, they all secretly want a rapacious negro stuck inside them.
Jesus has already given women the perfect anti-rape device: it's called the Bible and it tells girls to wear clothes, stay sober, and stay inside unless you're grocery shopping.