[Santa Claus]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Well, I won't point any fingers, but I'll say the lazy Mexicans are at fault, for not building and not even paying for the wall.
The only thing I want for Christmas is something that will kill aphids on my rocoto peppers - without killing the plants. The little creeps reproduce by virgin birth, so just one can lead to an infestation, and no matter how many I kill they keep creeping up.

Ho, Bassie-Lassie. I can deliver.



These rubber-tipped tweezers are just the thing you need! I know, you can't thank me enough! They pick the aphid up gently and without any unnecessary harm to these awesome creatures. But please, just this once, do not use them on any bodily orifice, however small these tweezers might seem. They may do unexpected harm. So. Just. Don't. You know how much you hate it when your Christmas night ends up in the ER.