All True Christians™ were in shock when Barack Obama got elected. Clearly America did something awful that God punished us for. The last few days I have been talking to a lot of True Christians™ to determine, given that we will have to bear this punishment for a while longer, the True Christian™ perspective on Barack Obama!
Billy Bob Jenkins:
Barack Obama makes subversive policy because he hates America. He hates America because of his training in the Kenyan Secret Service. Barack Obama is waging a war on America and God, and needs to be impeached as an example to the other African agents in our midst.
WWJDnow:
He's an uppity Godless commie black Muslim Arab terrorist who isn't even an American citizen. Because He loves the USA so much, God made Obama President to punish our great country for its sins, mostly homosexualism. The only thing good about the man is that he kept the lesbian Hillary Clinton out of the White House. BTW, his name is Barack Hussein Obama. What more is there to say?
Pastor Isaac Peters:
Upon usurping office, he retroactively destroyed both America's economy and its standing in the world, thus undoing all of the good work of George W. Bush
. Still, it's God's will that he should be in power (
Rom. 13:1-5).
James Dewitt:
He has a know friend who is a terrorist (Bill Ayers). Obama has taken over banking, auto, health care and wants to give amnesty to all the Mexicans who invaded our country. WORST of all he lets his wife boss him around, what self respecting man would let his wife tell him what to do, let alone what to eat.
Oakland "Reb" Griner:
As a 1/2 negra, Barrack carries the Curse of Ham with him into the Presidency. Additionally, with the especially Mooslim name, Hussein, he would also invoke God's wrath for glorificating the vile faith of the sand negras too.
Brother Wilfred Ernest:
Obama took our jobs!
Jedediah:
Uppity Kenyan socialist Islamofascist (yes, both socialist and fascist... and nazi and communist) who wants to take our guns, burden us with oppressive taxation, promote abortion, indoctrinate our children, put Christians into FEMA concentration camps, "spread the wealth", give terrorists more legal rights than Real Americans™, appoint radical "czars" to key positions, saddle small businesses with "Obamacare", hmmm... The list goes on.
Mrs. P Wintersnow:
I for one think he is the spawn of Osama and Sadam, which makes him the universal joint in the axle of Evil. I also wonder if he has some chink in him, like that Kim Jong Ill, because he can't even seem to pronounce his first name correctly. Isn't it supposed to be BLACK HUSSEIN OBAMA?
