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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
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Brother Wash, perhaps you can explain this to me. I see you have an ex-masturbator award
*, so you must know how it works.
I never thought M-ing looked . . . well, like that. Is that really how it works?
* You may notice that I have
two ex-masturbator awards. This is because I've never actually masturbated. If I had one award, it would imply I'd done it at least once; if I had none, people might think I engaged in such sinful seed-murder.