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Rebuke Re: Churches spread the virus like wildfire. Do we care? NO! - 12-26-2020, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
This morning at Landover Baptist Church we heard the Christmas story and celebrated the birth of Jesus. What a wonderful time we had. And, no masks in site. If several get sick later, what does it matter? The important task was accomplished.
How wonderful. We did have one incident during the Christmas service at Podunk Bible Baptist. A parishioner walked in with a mask on like a bank robber or Muslim terrorist and promptly had a dozen concealed carry pistols pointed square at her head. The potential security threat was unmasked as the Widow Sawyer. She shrieked that she doesn't want to catch COVID and die. Old hag may as well have turned up wearing a Biden/Harris shirt, and I told her as much. Some of the young men in the congregation hauled her off the premises. Apparently there was some kicking involved. After that was over, we could finally hear the heartwarming story of the Baby Jesus in peace.

The true virus is sin and nonbelief, and it must not be allowed to spread. The good news is we've already got a 100% effective, readily available vaccine:


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