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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
(Incidentally, we also need a prize.)
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I can make a donation in this regard, Mistress Cookie. In the spirit of chastity, which all our daughters should observe until their wedding day, I can present you with the the hides of the largest male land predators on Earth. Very symbolic. (I know I would skin alive any male who attempted to despoil one of my daughters outside of marriage).
I will send you the three male polar bear hides I skinned last week. My husband shot them at the town dump. The southerners say they are endangered, but there are always lots at the dump. I think the problem with the southerners is that they look for the polar bears on the ice, but since there isn't much ice anymore, they can't find them. They're at the dump, scientists.