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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
The thing there, though, is the child must be 100% "pure", if you get where I'm going with this. (I don't want to be too explicit.) And Old Man Hatchet usually works the door and organizes his own purity tests. It is very difficult to fool him. And believe me, some have tried!
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Well,
this looks like a lovely event, Sister. I truly hope it works out for the best.
Now, due to what I assume was a small clerical oversight (no need to worry about it, we're all friends here), I have not received an invitation to the ball or any requests from the menfolk to act as a surrogate daughter for the evening, Sister Cookie. However, I will not be able to attend anyways, and since I
know you were expecting to see all of Landover's unwedded True Christian™ ladies there (since we are
all pure as seen in 1 John 1:7), I merely did not want you to worry when you did not see me that evening.
Just because I won't be there doesn't mean I don't hope you all have a wonderful evening though.
Your's in Christ (since I have been cleansed of all sin in His blood),
Lycia
EDIT: I'm not sure how that angry emoticon snuck into my post. It must have been some sort of computer virus or something. Please don't pay it any attention.