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Originally Posted by Godfly
Hypothetically speaking, who could a man turn to if he was plagued by thoughts of the "ba donk i donk" hind quarters of one of the lighter skinned girls?
What kind of welcome might I expect if I showed up at church with a light skinned ex-negro wife and 199 ex-negro adopted daughters?
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Brother Godfly, well, hypothetically speaking, it would be costly for you to maintain 199 daughters for a prolonged period of time, but I'm sure that at 50 shekels a piece (Deuteronomy 22:29) you could make yourself and 199 Godly Men very happy.
Somebody more skilled with math can add all that up, but that will certainly be a lot of hypothetical shekels in your hypothetical pocket.