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Default Re: Delay in my Application? - 09-20-2016, 10:20 AM

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1. Does the applicant always wear appropriate undergarments?

I suppose it will all be worth it once this process is complete, but I would love to hear the explanation for some of those questions.

Larry, we are both recent True Christians™. I went through a gruelling process to reach this status. Reading The Bible is the answer for all of your questions.


Maybe one of the Pastors will expand upon the answer, but wearing Biblically endorsed undergarments is a salvation requirement. These must not be of a mixture of linen and wool.


https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org...y-Chapter-22/#


and


https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org...s-Chapter-19/#


It is entirely reasonable that LBC appoint a proxy to go through your underwear. If you have been careless enough not to check the manufacture of your unmentionables, then there are checks and balances in the LBC DOF system to determine this.


There is also the question of mormon infiltrators. LBC is well aware of their subversive nature, and the magic undergarments are easily detected by a full body patdown. Noone suspects of you of mormon infiltration, but the rules apply to everyone. I've had a full body patdown by Pastor Harry. I did feel a little uncomfortable until he explained the rules, so I now know how important this vetting process is.


Phil
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