Re: Zika Attack on Godless Miami! -
08-21-2016, 01:16 AM
Brother, I can't help but suspect the Californians in all this. Their zeal for cornering the orange juice market is legendary, and they are sore losers, all. I've heard rumors from a friend who's husband's co-worker's cousin traveled to California just last month that Governor Jim Brown hired Mexicans to come over the boarder with condoms stuffed with mosquito larva injected into their icky brown bums for the purpose of letting them loose, using Chipotle restaurants as the catalyst to let loose this biological warfare.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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