Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
10-25-2022, 01:21 AM
Barak Hussein Obama has been running around town, running his mouth and boasting.
"I was the 44th president of the United States, and I have the best jump shot in White House history,"
This is SO UNFAIR! Did anyone even give Donald Trump a chance to sink a basket? We know how powerfully he can throw a plate, I'm sure he could have gotten a ball through a hoop if he hadn't been so busy ridding this country of the immigrant scourge.
In addition to all he's done for this country, he managed to keep a couple of golf courses in business and cheer up the Queen of England in her final days. Most impressively, he has always remained characteristically modest about all his accomplishments. (Unlike that braggart, Obama.)
Even Mike Pence praised Trump's modesty. . . or was it his humility? I'm not really sure which, but it was before Pence betrayed Trump more heinously than Peter denied Jesus.
The point is that Trump would be the one with "the best jump shot in White House history" if he had been given half a chance and his rightful second term. So, in addition to needing Donald Trump to set this nation back on the path of righteousness once more, we, his followers, need to set him up in front of the hoop hanging over the White House garage. (Or where ever the White House basketball games are played.)
Man, I cannot wait to see him crush Obama's record on the court.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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