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Default Re: Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9) - 06-05-2019, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Young people today. Always so focused on themselves. Dear, we couldn't know how you were exuding sexuality, we just know the LORD is very clear on such matters. Don't you think we would be fools to trust a mere human over a God whose mind and will are so far advanced beyond our own that we can't hope to comprehend it (Isaiah 55:8-9)?
Anyway, if you wish to avoid such unpleasantries in the future, I would suggest you read and put to use Landover Baptist's True Christian™ Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape.
Some posters who show up here waste their lives. They spend time instructing us on how we are wrong or extolling their own virtue. Why do they waste their time doing this when they could be learning and improving their lives? If they would take you advice, Sister Mary, and read up on how to prevent themselves from getting raped they would begin preparations for a wonderful afterlife.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.