I had to shake down Little Old Lady Wilson at Church today so she would put more money in the tithe box.
She is one of the cheapest broads I know. Sure, her husband died last year and left her a heap of medical bills, but that doesn't mean she can cheat JESUS. Sheesh, she's so cheap you'd think she was a joo.
I made her cry, but she finally gave an extra $20 for the tithe box.
I'm sure JESUS is very proud of me for doing that for HIM.