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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-11-2019, 08:37 PM

Such a bizarre story, Pastor Bathfire, as are all stories which originate in the frozen wastelands. This is particularly interesting:

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The island is an important nesting site for puffins and eider ducks, [Edit Both worshiped as gods in Iceland] and is also home to Iceland's only windmill - a protected monument that dates back to the 1860s, that was in operation until 1917.
Do the Icelandish really think it's a good idea to combine bold young puffins and fluffy baby eider ducks, perhaps making their first tentative flights, with a windmill? We have wind farms offshore in Britain, and in gale force winds my boys often take the children of uninvited guests out in the boat, to see what happens when a flock of seagulls meets a working turbine. It's carnage, obviously, and if they get too close they come home showered with feathers and gore. But the experience provides a useful introduction to the concept of Hell.

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Do I assume correctly, that BBC divides all news in two broad categories:
1. News from the U.S. (that is, the stuff that really matters).
2. News from elsewhere (that is, the stuff that does not really matter).
Sadly not, Sister. The Bringlish Broadcasting Cooperative divides its news as follows:
1. UK - i.e. London and Greater London (i.e. England).
2. World - everywhere else the English have heard of, but mostly the U.S.
3. Elsewhere - places you couldn't find on a map, even if you had the misfortune to live there.


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